Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Meet Woody.

This is Woody.
He's my munchkin cat.
I see by this photo that I should have cleaned his eyes before taking his picture.
Woody is a breed of cat with short legs...kind of like a dachshund dog.

Woody is not your normal feline.
He's about as agile as a moose!
When he runs, it sounds like a herd of first graders wearing flippers running across wood floors!
Jumping off anything is always a challenge with those short legs. He has no cushion as he lands, so it's like a bag of sand landing on the wood floor.

Woody tries to be a Ninja, but is more like Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live.....whaaaaaaa.
He looks more like a chubby little stump....but ya gotta luv him.
He's my goofy wiener cat.
There are those days when I wonder what I was thinking when I decided to bring him home with me....but then there are those days when he makes me laugh when he sits on his hind legs, like a prairie dog, and slaps the dogs in the face like he's boxing them.
Woody can be as cuddly as a kitten, and as obnoxious as a blister!
He's as soft as silk, and as gassy as the sulphur pits!
He's as cute as a bug, yet sheds like a shag carpet....but I love him.
I admit he should be medicated most of the time....but Woody means well, and makes me laugh a lot.
He's actually a pretty fun guy to have around.
He's a keeper.
xoxoxoxoxo

22 comments:

  1. LOL- He sounds like some husbands!

    He is just darling-short little legs and all. You know you were meant to have him, don't you? xo Diana

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  2. Woody is definitely a cutie! How could you not bring that bundle of fluffy love home? Yep, I'm sure he's a keeper! Blessings, Cindy

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  3. "weiner cat!!" That's hysterical!!

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  4. I didn't know you had a cat, Debbie! I've never seen a cat with such short legs, but he is a cutie! And I've never known a gassy cat, either:)!!

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  5. What a cute kitty! Sounds like he has quite the personality!

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  6. He's adorable! I've never seen a cat with such short legs.lOl

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  7. And he is so beautiful! He just looks like he would have loads of character. Your funny description made me laugh!

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  8. I would have loved Woody at first sight! Is he your first kitty? And he gets along with your dogs?

    I think he's precious...good for you! :)

    Jane x

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  9. Oh Debbie little Woody is adorable. I've never seen a cat with short legs like that. Years ago a cousin used to claim his cat wasn't fat she just had short legs!!!! But the cat was enormous with average legs >^..^< Woody looks like a kitty who is very well loved and happy. I wasn't aware you had a cat, I have two, Max and Simon.
    xoxo,
    Vera

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  10. He's too adorable Debbie. Love his markings too. Too sweet.
    Kris

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  11. Sounds to me like he is a keeper for sure ! Very cute and very cudley!

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  12. Debbie, Bless your heart, you have made me laugh. I need that. Your description of Woody cracked me up. My brother has a puff ball of a dog that has very short legs..he is called Bear, can't climb or jump very well at all. Your little fellow is cute as a button though. Hope you are doing well and looking forward to spring. Love you dear friend, xoxo,Susie

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  13. Such a cutie! I'm sure he brings smiles to everyone who meets him. :)
    Have a happy one,
    Lin

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  14. As I am reading your post about Woody, I can hear my cat Jasmine snoring... I kid you not; that cat snores! She has, awaken me in the middle of the night because of it!
    I wonder if he is aware that he even sheds? I laugh when the grandkids call for the cat, like she would ever come to someone beckoning her like a dog. I will say that having a cat about is so cozy; As mine is always snoring in front of the wood burning stove! Your word picture of woody walking about with flippers on, was too funny!
    I needed this!
    Hugs, Roxy

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  15. What a precious little "gift." He was meant just for you to love.

    hugs
    Sissie

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  16. Hi Debbie, Woody is precious. He looks like just a sweetheart. Those eyes are little jewels. Thank you for sharing your little darling.
    Hugs, CM

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  17. Woody sounds like woman's best friend - yours! I didn't realize there was a breed with short legs.

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  18. Woody is absolutely adorable! His eyes are rich of love...for you!
    Kisses
    Alessandra

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  19. Woody is just too cute! I don't have much experience with cats, I've never owned one before but my brother in-law and his wife have one...Miso, the NY city cat. She sits and looks out of their apartment window for hours lol.

    That is one super cute kitty and hopefully he grows out of his hyper active phase!

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  20. aw he's beautiful Debbie ! we still have our old cat Tripod but a new stray has joined our family...she's a young female and it is so funny watching her zooming around the house ...she is a bit mischievous !! her favourite seat is on the ironing board so unfortunately I can't do any ironing (wink)....
    Gail x

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  21. Oh Debbie, I'm not sure if your bread is the exact breed as my mothers but they sure do look similar. My moms cat has these very short legs and to be quite frank I thought it was a deformity in the cat before she had told me it was there bread, it was so dwarfed when it was a baby, it really was so cute, funny that you to have this same bread with such short legs. Woody is a cute name, my moms cat is skittles because it skittles about with those short legs she says.

    Your woody is a handsome one, as for wondering what you got yourself into by having him, we over here often say and think the same thing with a wildly fast moving (italian greyhound) in the house...then we look at the sweet things she does and it melts our hearts.

    Beautiful days ahead of you.

    Xx
    Doré

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